Wedding-ready · Midlands of South Carolina

The bathroom your guests will actually compliment.

Climate-controlled luxury restroom trailers for weddings, private events, and estates across Columbia, Lexington, and the Midlands. Transparent pricing, white-glove delivery, and an attendant on request.

  • ✓ Published rates — no “call for pricing.”
  • ✓ Climate-controlled, fully-stocked
  • ✓ $400 refundable security deposit

Services

We rent and operate one thing exceptionally well: a luxury restroom trailer that disappears into the event so your guests don’t have to think about it.

Wedding & Estate Rentals

Weekend, weekday, or week-long. Your trailer arrives serviced, stocked, and test-run, with a delivery window confirmed two weeks before the event.

Private Events & Corporate

Reunions, milestone parties, fundraisers, and on-set rentals. Multi-stall trailer scales to crowds of 75–250+ guests.

On-Site Attendant Add-on

A trained attendant keeps the trailer pristine, restocks consumables, and handles the rare hiccup so the host never has to.

Bin Cleaning Phase 2

Recurring residential and commercial trash bin sanitization is launching later this year. Join the early list →

Transparent Rates

Most companies hide pricing behind a phone call. We don’t. Here’s exactly what it costs to book Dirty Deeds for your event.

Weekday

$600

Mon–Thu · single-day event

  • Delivery, setup, and pump-out
  • Stocked consumables
  • Up to 100 guests

Weekly

$2,200

7 days · estates, festivals, productions

  • Delivery, setup, mid-week service
  • Stocked consumables
  • Multi-day attendant available

Add-ons

  • On-site attendantQuoted per event
  • GeneratorQuoted per event
  • Extended-distance delivery (>25 mi)Quoted per event
  • Refundable security deposit$400

Pricing covers Columbia and the immediate Midlands. We’ll quote a flat delivery fee for venues outside that radius — no surprises on the invoice.

Instant estimate

Pick your event details — see a number on the page in seconds. Final quote is always confirmed in writing within one business day.

Duration

Matches our published rate sheet.

Add-ons

Typical figures based on past bookings — final number depends on your venue. Travel beyond a 25-mile radius is quoted separately.

Frequently asked

How far in advance should I book?

Wedding weekends in peak season (April–June, September–November) tend to fill 6–9 months out. We accept inquiries up to a year in advance and require a deposit to lock the date.

What does the deposit cover?

A $400 refundable security deposit reserves your date and protects against damage. It’s returned within 7 days of the event, less only documented damage charges.

Do you provide power and water?

The trailer needs a standard 30-amp outlet within 100 ft and a garden-hose water hookup. If your venue can’t provide both, we’ll quote a generator and fresh-water tank as add-ons.

How many guests can one trailer serve?

Comfortably 150 guests for an evening wedding, or up to 250 for an event with shorter peak windows. We’ll right-size the package on the quote call.

What areas do you serve?

Columbia, Lexington, Irmo, Blythewood, Camden, Newberry, and the broader Midlands. Outside that radius we quote a flat delivery fee — never an hourly mystery charge.

What about cancellations or weather?

Reschedule once at no charge with at least 14 days’ notice. Cancellations inside 14 days forfeit the deposit. Severe-weather rescheduling is always free — we’d rather move the date than risk your event.

Get a quote

Tell us about your event. We respond to every inquiry within one business day with a written quote — no call required.

  • Written quote in your inbox, not a phone tag.
  • $400 refundable deposit holds your date.
  • One owner-operator; you talk to the person who shows up.
Add-ons

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