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Dirty Deeds

Luxury restrooms your guests will actually remember.

Premium, climate-controlled restroom trailer rentals for weddings and events. Midlands-focused, serving South Carolina. Delivered, set up, and spotless — by the owner, every time.

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The promise

Nobody remembers a great party for the porta-potty.

But they'll definitely remember a bad one. Dirty Deeds gives your guests a real restroom experience — running water, climate control, and finishes that fit the occasion — so the only thing they talk about is how good the night was.

What you get

Real restrooms. Outdoors.

The upgrade that makes an outdoor or venue-limited event feel finished and comfortable.

Climate controlled

Comfortable in summer heat and cooler evenings — so guests stay at ease.

Running water & real sinks

Proper, hygienic handwashing. It feels like a real bathroom because it is one.

Upscale interior

Lighting and finishes that photograph beautifully — built for weddings and premium gatherings.

Delivered & handled

Setup, service, and pickup — owner-operated, on time, and spotless on arrival.

Ideal for

  • Weddings
  • Receptions
  • Backyard events
  • Corporate gatherings
  • Venues without facilities

Why Dirty Deeds

The premium option the Midlands was missing.

Traditional porta-potty operators don't dominate the luxury trailer segment around Columbia. We do one thing exceptionally well — and we do it personally.

Our story
  • Owner-operated care

    The person who cleans and sets it up is the person you booked. No franchise. No rotating crews.

  • Local & responsive

    Based in Lexington County / West Columbia. Midlands-focused, with travel available across South Carolina.

  • Cleanliness obsession

    Meticulous prep isn't an afterthought — it's the whole point. Spotless on arrival, every time.

  • Straightforward policies

    Transparent deposit and damage terms, so you know exactly what to expect.

How it works

Three steps. Then you relax.

  1. Request a quote

    Tell us your date, location, and guest count.

  2. We confirm the details

    Availability, delivery, and any add-ons — like an on-site attendant.

  3. Relax

    We deliver, set up, and pick up. You enjoy your event.

Kind words

What hosts are saying

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"Our guests kept asking where the nice restrooms came from. It made the whole backyard wedding feel finished."
— Sample wedding host, Columbia area
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"Owner showed up on time, set everything up, and the trailer was spotless. Exactly what we needed for a corporate outdoor event."
— Sample event organizer
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"We wanted something that photographed well and felt elevated. Dirty Deeds delivered — literally."
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Service area

Midlands-focused. Statewide when you need us.

Home base is Lexington County / West Columbia. We prioritize Columbia and the Midlands — and we travel across South Carolina for the right event.

  • Columbia
  • West Columbia
  • Lexington
  • Cayce
  • Irmo
  • Chapin
  • Blythewood
  • Gilbert
  • Batesburg-Leesville
  • Greater South Carolina

Travel outside the Midlands may include a travel fee — [OWNER TO CONFIRM rates]. Ask when you request a quote.

Coming soon

Clean bins are coming to the Midlands.

Residential and commercial trash & recycling bin cleaning — sanitize, deodorize, and refresh. Phase two is on the way.

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Ready to give your guests the good stuff?

Premium restroom trailers for weddings and events across South Carolina — Midlands first.

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Or call Bradley at (803) 397-3828 · [OWNER TO PROVIDE: email]